Today's villain is Jennifer Poenix. Jennifer was handcuffed and escorted out of KAXE's studio this afternoon by FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) agents. Sources close to the Northern Observer heard from a confidential informer that Jennifer was arrested for defacing government property. It seems as though Jennifer has hired a group of graffiti thugs to deface all the Phoenix , Arizona signs changing them to read Poenix. This self-indulging act could get Jennifer 10-15 years in the Phoenix Correctional Facility. Click here to see the damage.
