DJ admits "I wasn't Dennis Hopper's stunt double"

"I was his technical advisor. I taught him how to ride and build choppers."

DJ went on to say, "Little known fact about Dennis Hopper: he grew up in Bena, Minnesota. He's still got a hunting shack there! AND, his friends all call him DH the DH."

What do you have to admit?

DJ admits jail time

The Northern Observer is the first to report that DJ the DJ or JD the JD admits to spending some time in the clink.

"I did my time, who didn't" says DJ of his time at Winona State and St. Cloud State.

Northern Observer has revealed that DJ also served some time at the infamous Folsom Prison. "I wrote to Johnny Cash, asking him to come," says DJ, "I was unfortunately released before the concert."

Sources close to both DJ and Johnny Cash say that DJ was the reason Johnny became the man in black. "I told him it was slimming to wear black" says the fashion conscious music programmer.

Stay tuned for more information on DJ's record....

Blue Collar Hero Busted!!!

Very disturbing news today as legendary KAXE Volunteer D.J. the DJ was arrested for stealing CD's from KAXE's music library. Surveillance camera photos (see picture) caught D.J. in the act of stealing a Ray Wylie Hubbard CD. "I just loved that CD! If KAXE didn't have such great music this wouldn't have happened. I want to apologize to my KAXE family for my slip in judgment," replied D.J. the DJ from his jail cell at the Itasca County Courthouse. Click here to help D.J. pay his fine.

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