Erika brings it home!

KAXE Member Erika Kooda, all 13 years of age, stopped by early this morning to host the Morning Show with Heidi Holtan and John Bauer. Not only did she help KAXE generate 27 members, she also had the best costume. Thank you Erika. Ff you are over 13, you should be a member

Happy Halloween

Don't be afraid. It's only Timothy William and Doug MacRostie hosting On the River this morning on KAXE. They are not trying to scare you into a pledge, they are only trying to have fun. Make it more fun by pledging to KAXE

DJ admits "I wasn't Dennis Hopper's stunt double"

"I was his technical advisor. I taught him how to ride and build choppers."

DJ went on to say, "Little known fact about Dennis Hopper: he grew up in Bena, Minnesota. He's still got a hunting shack there! AND, his friends all call him DH the DH."

What do you have to admit?

DJ admits jail time

The Northern Observer is the first to report that DJ the DJ or JD the JD admits to spending some time in the clink.

"I did my time, who didn't" says DJ of his time at Winona State and St. Cloud State.

Northern Observer has revealed that DJ also served some time at the infamous Folsom Prison. "I wrote to Johnny Cash, asking him to come," says DJ, "I was unfortunately released before the concert."

Sources close to both DJ and Johnny Cash say that DJ was the reason Johnny became the man in black. "I told him it was slimming to wear black" says the fashion conscious music programmer.

Stay tuned for more information on DJ's record....

Tom and Chad's Web of Lies!

The Northern Observer exclusively reports that Saturday night On the River hosts Tom Cobb and Chad Brandt have repeatedly lied about their involvement in a local ring that is selling deer urine underground.

"It's my cologne! I swear" says the cool drink of water and music aficionado Chad Brandt. "My wife Michelle makes me wear it! It's sort of old-spicy... I've never sold it illegally, I swear!"

When asked about his involvement Cobb said, "When I was in the peace corps in Ecuador everyone carried something similar to deer urine. It had medicinal qualities and it fit in the little pocket of my man-purse!" Reporters from the Northern Observer, after the lengthy South American story said, "But Mr. Cobb, what is your involvement in the Rapids Urine ring?"

"Button? Button is hanging in the garage." This Northern Observer reporter feels both were evading the serious subject at hand.

Gigi cleans kitchen and answers phones

KAXE volunteer Gigi (Gramma Greeley) spent some time in the KAXE kitchen tonight washing dishes.

"Ever since I learned from TV that I could soak my hands in palmolive and look younger I wash dishes all the time!"

Don't tell Gramma Greeley the Northern Observer told you but she is really 88 years old!

You go GiGi!

Jesse cures garlic breath

According to the Northern Observer, KAXE volunteer Jesse B-Side you can cure garlic breath with Dolly Parton albums, trips to Home Depot and pasties with rutabega.

Who Knew?

Jesse and Dolly, You Rock! And way to rock the KAXE man-purse Jesse!

Tom's Trail Camera

Tom Cobb stopped by for a visit On The River w/Karen, Catherine and Heidi. Allegedly, while sharing a tent with the gals during the summer fundraiser, Tom turned on the surveillance camera. These were submitted.

Boese revealed!!!

Back in the year of 1918, a bearded, saintly, old man with foot-scrappers to sell, called on Eric Enstrom at his photography studio in the tiny mining town of Bovey, Minnesota. From that encounter came the world-famous photo Picture Grace. DNA evidence now proves it was actually KAXE's own Don Boese who was the subject of that photo. Click her for DNA results

Blue Collar Hero Busted!!!

Very disturbing news today as legendary KAXE Volunteer D.J. the DJ was arrested for stealing CD's from KAXE's music library. Surveillance camera photos (see picture) caught D.J. in the act of stealing a Ray Wylie Hubbard CD. "I just loved that CD! If KAXE didn't have such great music this wouldn't have happened. I want to apologize to my KAXE family for my slip in judgment," replied D.J. the DJ from his jail cell at the Itasca County Courthouse. Click here to help D.J. pay his fine.

Jimbo Evades Paparazzi

Hordes of bloggers, newspaper reporters and tv reporters stormed the KAXE studios today valiantly trying to get an exclusive interview with KAXE volunteer Jimbo about his past history of cow-tipping. Sources close to Jimbo said, "Leave the man alone! I hold the media responsible for Jimbo's minor accident!"

Allegedly, reporters following Jimbo's truck on Hwy 38 driving speeds of up to 45mph, caused him to swerve near Suomi Hills. Jimbo and his trusty companion Paco suffered no injuries, except slight spillage of coffee/kibble. Luckily his cell phone was affixed to his KAXE dashboard sticky thing and did not fall to the floor.

"For the last TIME, no COMMENT!" said Jimbo.

Pitcher Plants from Karen's by Owen Lake