Erika brings it home!

KAXE Member Erika Kooda, all 13 years of age, stopped by early this morning to host the Morning Show with Heidi Holtan and John Bauer. Not only did she help KAXE generate 27 members, she also had the best costume. Thank you Erika. Ff you are over 13, you should be a member

Houg Accuses Holtan of Putting a Piece of Granite in Cookies!

Dentally maligned Dan Houg accused Heidi Holtan of including a piece of rock in with the bread and cookies she brought in today.

"I think she wanted her cookies to seem soft in comparison to the rock!" says Houg. "Don't get me wrong, I'm still eating them..."

Tooth or Dare?

KAXE engineer Dan Houg takes one for the KAXE team today.

Heidi Holtan brought in homemade cookies today. Usually known for her baking prowess, these were rock hard.

"I think my butter to sugar ratio was off!" said Holtan.

Callers suggested microwaving the butter may have been the culprit and that placing a loaf of bread in the cookie container will make them soft by morning.

"The damage has been done!" says Houg. "My attorneys have been notified."

Holtan arrested!

Today's villain is Heidi Holtan. Heidi was arrested Friday afternoon by conservation officer Jack backer for aiding and abetting in the deaths of many small birds in Grand Rapids. A search warrant served at the Holtan/Cobb residence revealed many books on the subject of teaching your cat how to kill song birds. "This is preposterous! My cat Sweetie would never do anything like that let alone me," said Holtan. Click here to see excerpts from Heidi's "How To Teach Your Cat To Kill Song Birds" book.

Hillary and Heidi both like Slaid!

Mainstream media failed to report Tuesday night after the Barack Obama political rally in Hibbing's Memorial Arena that Hillary took a few moments to talk music with KAXE staffer Heidi Holtan. As you can see in the photo, Holtan talked with Hillary behind the curtain.

"I couldn't believe that she had KAXE coming out of her earbuds. I thought it would be her speech or something!!"

Holtan went on to say, "Hillary and I differ on our taste in music. She's more jam-band than I am - like Phish and The Dead. We do both like Slaid Cleaves and The Wailin' Jennys!"

Due to limited time in Minnesota, Clinton did not have time to stop in at the KAXE studios. "I'm totally bummed!" said the lover of all things pants-suits, "I wanted to make it to the Wailin' Jenny's concert last August, but I've been totally overbooked. But mark me down for next summer's KAXE Mississippi River Festival - save a brat on a stick for me!"

Money down the tubes!

In an effort to enhance her appearance on the radio (KAXE), she tapped into her husband's 401K without his approval.. "Heidi (see photo left) has nearly spent the $153,000 on hair coloring, pant-suits by Jaclyn Smith Collection at KMART, slacks at Target and a whole lot more. "I can't believe innocent Heidi would do such a thing to me ... to us! Our whole life-savings down the tube," said Mr. Cobb.

Polka 'til you Puke!

Unlike previous reports, Karen O is NOT a pole-dancer. She is a polka dancer. And she is showing us how. Introducing the Polka Ladies of KAXE...Karen, Catherine, Nicole, Kristina and Heidi! Helpful hint from Karen: KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN!!!

Tom's Trail Camera

Tom Cobb stopped by for a visit On The River w/Karen, Catherine and Heidi. Allegedly, while sharing a tent with the gals during the summer fundraiser, Tom turned on the surveillance camera. These were submitted.