Houg Accuses Holtan of Putting a Piece of Granite in Cookies!

Dentally maligned Dan Houg accused Heidi Holtan of including a piece of rock in with the bread and cookies she brought in today.

"I think she wanted her cookies to seem soft in comparison to the rock!" says Houg. "Don't get me wrong, I'm still eating them..."

Tooth or Dare?

KAXE engineer Dan Houg takes one for the KAXE team today.

Heidi Holtan brought in homemade cookies today. Usually known for her baking prowess, these were rock hard.

"I think my butter to sugar ratio was off!" said Holtan.

Callers suggested microwaving the butter may have been the culprit and that placing a loaf of bread in the cookie container will make them soft by morning.

"The damage has been done!" says Houg. "My attorneys have been notified."

Houg Admits He Loves the Ladies!

Today's villain is Dan Houg. Dan is in big trouble today after allegedly stealing nearly 400 issues of a new glossy woman's magazine that recently hit the news stands.

Houg was quoted as saying, "It really reflects the honesty of women and I for one applaud it! Women in Northern Minnesota are not only hardworking and talented, they are good-looking, except when they wear baseball hats! To be a devil's advocate, what if these women's magazines got in the hands of the wrong people? Plus, I'm researching a glossy-magazine burning vehicle."

Law enforcement agencies in four different counties in Northern Minnesota have placed an all-point-bulletin for the arrest of a man fitting the description of KAXE's engineer Dan Houg. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Dan "Little Woman" Houg, please call (218) 326-1234. Click here to see sketch artist photos on Dan Houg