Today's villain is Dan Houg. Dan is in big trouble today after allegedly stealing nearly 400 issues of a new glossy woman's magazine that recently hit the news stands.
Houg was quoted as saying, "It really reflects the honesty of women and I for one applaud it! Women in Northern Minnesota are not only hardworking and talented, they are good-looking, except when they wear baseball hats! To be a devil's advocate, what if these women's magazines got in the hands of the wrong people? Plus, I'm researching a glossy-magazine burning vehicle."
Law enforcement agencies in four different counties in Northern Minnesota have placed an all-point-bulletin for the arrest of a man fitting the description of KAXE's engineer Dan Houg. If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Dan "Little Woman" Houg, please call (218) 326-1234. Click here to see sketch artist photos on Dan Houg
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He's been sighted digging through the glossy paper garbage can over by Blandin...
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