10.29.2008

DJ admits jail time

The Northern Observer is the first to report that DJ the DJ or JD the JD admits to spending some time in the clink.

"I did my time, who didn't" says DJ of his time at Winona State and St. Cloud State.

Northern Observer has revealed that DJ also served some time at the infamous Folsom Prison. "I wrote to Johnny Cash, asking him to come," says DJ, "I was unfortunately released before the concert."

Sources close to both DJ and Johnny Cash say that DJ was the reason Johnny became the man in black. "I told him it was slimming to wear black" says the fashion conscious music programmer.

Stay tuned for more information on DJ's record....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard dj did time for poaching