10.20.2008

KAXE General Manager Steals Award Winning Carrot!


While the artistry of photographers like Richard Avedon and Annie Leibovitz provides the images of the powerful that will go down in history, KAXE actually prefers the work of some more obscure shutterbugs. We’re talking about the countless clerks, cops, and sheriff's deputies who handle the impromtu photo shoots with the radio personalities who’ve landed in the pokey. Without the aid of fancy lighting, makeup, and wardrobe, these little works of mug shot art--taken with digital cameras at law enforcement agencies nationwide--are perhaps the most candid photos you’ll see. Today's culprit is KAXE's General manager Maggie Montgomery. Maggie was taken into custody for stealing an award-winning carrot from her neighbor and taking credit for its authenticity.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

She stole ONE carrot?

I think Maggie needs to start setting her goals higher :p

Anonymous said...

This story is obviously an out and out LIE. Maggie would never steal a neighbor's prize carrot and lie about it. There wouldn't be enough time for all that because she'd eat it on the spot.

Anonymous said...

Did this crime happen at night? Carrot thieves have notoriously strong night vision.

Anonymous said...

This isn't about the carrot, is it, Maggie. It's about the hair.