After turning 50 earlier this year, John Bauer attempted to reclaim his youth by reliving his teenage shoplifting days. Bauer was arrested this morning by police for lifting a pumpkin at a local famers market. Bauer says, “I was just trying to find one big enough to fit over my head…but I forgot my wallet.” Witnesses say Bauer crammed the large squash onto his head and tried to flee the scene, but was thwarted when he blindly ran into a display of beets and turnips – where he was left lying until police arrived.
7 comments:
John, John, John. Get over the head-size thing. And the age-50 thing. You're a beautiful boy. Enjoy the wonderfulness of you. Be careful in the slammer. They don't do spelling games with dead actresses over there.
Bauer....a trip to the "crow bar hotel" over a pumpkin! You must be having a mid-life crisis!! Sheesh......
...the other bits of rumor I might question -- John Latimer, Maggie....but this I would definitely believe!! John, the pumpkins in front of KMart are much bigger....
You could have at least had him remove the pumpkin for his picture. Sheesh.
Oh. Oh, dear.
I ... didn't realize.
I never imagined John Bauer looked like that. wow...
I think we've established the theme for the next fundraiser: HAIR.
John - now that you are 50 you need to concentrate of the AARP world, thinking about playing Bingo, and not stealing pumpkins! What were you thinking??
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