25+ year KAXE member Glen Campbell was recently arrested in Mission Township, Crow Wing County.
"What's so wrong with making sure everyone listens to KAXE? I AM the lineman of the county! Wichita, Crow Wing.... what's the diff?" said Campbell.
Campbell was arrested after breaking and entering approximately 30 homes. Campbell did not steal any personal property, spending only five minutes in each home.
"I had to tune the dial to 91.7fm KAXE! It took me a little longer because of the fringe issue. Some of the homes were picking up 89.9fm KAXE. Chad Brandt rocks the airwaves!" said Campbell.
Authorities released Campbell on his own recognizance.
2 comments:
"His own recognizance"; i.e., he recognized himself. Once again, this isn't about the issue. It's about the hair. Campbell, McCain, Palin...scandalous, sure, but is this as low as the Northern Observer can go? Dig. Dig deeper.
The Rhinestone Cowboy rides again!
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