10.26.2008

Holtan arrested!


Today's villain is Heidi Holtan. Heidi was arrested Friday afternoon by conservation officer Jack backer for aiding and abetting in the deaths of many small birds in Grand Rapids. A search warrant served at the Holtan/Cobb residence revealed many books on the subject of teaching your cat how to kill song birds. "This is preposterous! My cat Sweetie would never do anything like that let alone me," said Holtan. Click here to see excerpts from Heidi's "How To Teach Your Cat To Kill Song Birds" book.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That can't be Heidi!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's Heidi alright...no doubt fresh from a tussle with a defenseless birdie (you can tell by the hair, and her glasses are missing). I've seen her arrogant (sweetie???--ha!) kitty cat outside, in the daytime, totally unsupervised, stalking and stalking...