Erika brings it home!

KAXE Member Erika Kooda, all 13 years of age, stopped by early this morning to host the Morning Show with Heidi Holtan and John Bauer. Not only did she help KAXE generate 27 members, she also had the best costume. Thank you Erika. Ff you are over 13, you should be a member

Oh Wilber...

Mr. Ed, the talking horse, was the craze of the 60's. He was so popular that he was the first animal ever featured on the front page of the TV Guide. All Things Equine host Bobbie Kleffman reveals this morning her donkey Jack will grace the front page of Smithsonian magazine in the December issue. I grew up watching Mr. Ed and want so badly to believe it was actually him speaking. Much to my dismay I was informed by my parents that Mr. Ed could not speak a lick. However, I'm very excited to inform the world of Jack the Donkey, owned by Bobbie Kleffman and John Bauer of Grand Rapids, Minnesota can actually speak," said Smithsonian editor Scoop Taylor. Click here to get exclusive recordings of Jack the Donkey.

Head Games

Charges have been filed by the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids, Minnesota against KAXE's John Bauer for vandalizing the Wizard of Oz mural. "A mural that allows you to put your head in an opening and be one of the Wizard of Oz characters. Apparently John maliciously destroyed the Tin Man opening with one flick of his battering-ram head. Bauer's attorney R.U. Liason stated, "John is sick and tired of hearing these rumors that he doesn't have a very big head. In his own sick way, John had to prove himself." said Contributions are being taken to rebuild the Wizard of Oz mural.

Midlife Crisis causes drama at Farmers Market!!!

After turning 50 earlier this year, John Bauer attempted to reclaim his youth by reliving his teenage shoplifting days. Bauer was arrested this morning by police for lifting a pumpkin at a local famers market. Bauer says, “I was just trying to find one big enough to fit over my head…but I forgot my wallet.” Witnesses say Bauer crammed the large squash onto his head and tried to flee the scene, but was thwarted when he blindly ran into a display of beets and turnips – where he was left lying until police arrived.